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a long penis. The male equivalent of big tits.
yo girl check out mah long schlong
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it is possible that "schlong" has derived from the german word "Schlange" (meaning "snake"). Though that word is not pronounced like "shlong", it sounds more like "shlung-eh" or "shlahng-eh". So there has to be a link in between the german and the english - i thinks its a yiddish word, "schlong", still meaning "snake".
Schlong-along, my sweet valentine!
(a person is to told to be more qick like a snake)
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A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.
Stop fiddling with your schlong Amir, put it back in ur pants.
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A penis akin to a baby's arm holding an orange.
"He played the leading role in Long Schlong Silver"
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(sh long),noun. individual piece of beef jerky. A strip of lean dehydrated meet.
This bag of Jack Links beef jerky has a lot of schlongs in it.
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The act of longing to engage in sexual acts.
Woman: "Rough day?"
Man: "Not really... except that I've been schLonging for you all day."
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A (usually large) penis.
Shortened from: Twelve incheS LONG
Most Europeans have large schlongs.
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