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a long penis. The male equivalent of big tits.
yo girl check out mah long schlong
it is possible that "schlong" has derived from the german word "Schlange" (meaning "snake"). Though that word is not pronounced like "shlong", it sounds more like "shlung-eh" or "shlahng-eh". So there has to be a link in between the german and the english - i thinks its a yiddish word, "schlong", still meaning "snake".
Schlong-along, my sweet valentine!
(a person is to told to be more qick like a snake)
A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.
Stop fiddling with your schlong Amir, put it back in ur pants.
A penis akin to a baby's arm holding an orange.
"He played the leading role in Long Schlong Silver"
(sh long),noun. individual piece of beef jerky. A strip of lean dehydrated meet.
This bag of Jack Links beef jerky has a lot of schlongs in it.
The act of longing to engage in sexual acts.
Woman: "Rough day?"
Man: "Not really... except that I've been schLonging for you all day."
A (usually large) penis.
Shortened from: Twelve incheS LONG
Most Europeans have large schlongs.