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Science

A magical word people add to their arguments to fortify their beliefs REGARDLESS of what the scientific data ACTUALLY SAYS.

Women have higher pain tolerance than men... it's "science" bro!
me: no, actually, they report higher levels of pain than men, and quit sooner in painful experiments.
Men actually have a higher pain tolerance than women. That is REAL science.

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

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For Science

Much like for reasons, β€œfor science” is used to gather information on a person/thing where direct reasoning is not needed but heavily implied. Often used to find the name of a girl with big breasts/cheeks.

OR...

Can also be used to figure out something stupid, probably involving explosions or broken bones.

Scenario #1 - β€œWhat’s her name? I need it for, uh...for science.

Scenario #2 - β€œLet’s mix petroleum and a box of lit matches, FOR SCIENCE!”

Scenario #2.1 - Person A - β€œHey go jump the rail into that lion enclosure!”
Person B - β€œAnd why the fuck would I do that?”
Person A - β€œUh...for, err...science?”
Person B - β€œOk, sounds good to me!”

by Trashcan_94 July 7, 2018

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


science

the focus of desire for learning and searching, as well as the reason why some lives (like mine) get rotten in laboratories.

Science is to know science, science is to know yourself, if you do not know yourself, what good is to learn? (Yunus Emre)

by Ipelies January 30, 2004

34πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


Science

Science lessons are the best they have the best banter especially in year 8 you don't do anything. We love it when there's a supply or someone has beef in science. Best lesson EVER

The best lesson in school is science best banter

by Dictionarywannabe1234 November 5, 2019


science

A method of understanding the natural world through observation and experimentation.

Despite many claims to the contrary, it is not immune to a priori assumptions or worship.

Killing Kittens: Gee Mr. Science, what have we learned today?

Mr. Science: Well David, we've learned that Broca's methods of measuring the skulls of various races has proven the inherent superiority of the average white male.

KK: But didn't he purposefully select younger female skulls to get a lower mean for different ethnic groups?

Mr. S: Now David, he was a highly trained professional. Don't let your political correctness get in the way of scientific fact. It's wishful thinking, and a bit too idealistic of you.

KK: But . . . isn't it true that cranial capacity doesn't have anything to do with intelligence . . . at least not as much as brain size in proportion to body size? And that women are simply proportionately smaller on average than most men?

Mr. S: Only seemingly, David. Be casreful not to draw your conclusions from biased sources.

KK: Thanks Mr. Science!

by Killing Kittens October 14, 2004

49πŸ‘ 84πŸ‘Ž


Science

the intellectual and practical activity encompassing the systematic study of the structure and behaviour of the physical and natural world through observation and experiment.

Science is great

by Prof. Venios December 20, 2014

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


science

if i blow hooo cold air come out if i blow haaa hot air come out, science.

how science work. boy: haaa on hand to warm
girl: hooo on hand to cool up because shes a cold blooded bitch

by thelowkeyfox1 July 8, 2018

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