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A giant sucking maw designed to trap the gullible and remove them from their money, dignity, and ability to discriminate between reason and complete bullshit.
Scientology was invented by L. Ron Hubbard, one of the most notorious charlatans, fantasists, and liars every to waddle around like a big fat douche bag.
Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard says that we are all possessed by the souls of aliens murdered by Xenu, so clearly he's full of shit. I, however, am a christian and I believe that God made the world in seven days and that Mary really was a virgin when she pushed out the Jebus. So I'm a fuckin' genius, then.
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Dangerous cult founded by Lafayette Ronald Hubbard when his shite attempts at science fiction epics failed to make him a zillionaire. Ropes people in by pretending to be a counselling service. Consists of an underclass of ordinary mortals who are charged through the soles of their boots for the chance to grab a hold of cheap electrical gizmos and read still cheaper sci-fi masquerading as a cross between psychiatry and cosmology, and an upper crust of celebrities like Tom Cruise and John Travolta who are treated with kid gloves for their PR value. Among its out groups are psychiatrists and doctors ... well, ya gadda keep the more honest competition away. Avoid if you wish to stay solvent, if you wish to stay sane, if you fancy enjoying some good old-fashioned noisy childbirth ... or if you fancy eating clams.
Scientology. Pulp science fiction's answer to the Mormon Church.
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Technically this word is a mishmash of latin and greek:
Scient (from the latin scientia) meaning knowledge
and Ology (from greek) to talk about (implies studying)
Mr. Hubbard the all seeing should have known better than to mix the two languages in one word.
Other examples of well formed non-made up words of this type are:
Theology: Talking about God (both halves from Greek)
Biology: Talking about living things (both halves from Greek)
Ron: I just made up a word for my rip-off religion, it's "Scientology" from the ancient words for knowledge and study.
Scino: But aren't they from two different ancient languages, I'm not sure you can do that...
Ron: What the hell do you know??? Who's the cult leader here???
Scino: Is that a tax inspector over there?
Ron: No it's Xenu! We'd better run anyway!
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1. A religion that dicks you out of your money and is overall very stupid.
2. A very stale internet meme. It was funny the first time when it was on South Park but when YTMND picked it up FIVE FUCKING MONTHS later and repeated the joke over and over and over and over it got completely stale. Ok. We get it. Xenu is a stupid story, blah blah blah. MOVE ON.
1. Guy 1: God Scientology is stupid.
Guy 2: I know.
2. Guy 1: OMG XENU LOLOLOLOLOL TOM CRUISE
Guy 2: You're a moron.
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A religion that rich people/celebirties follow because they believe that it erases bad memories.
John Travolta, Tom Cruise, and others are in the Church of Scientology.
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A dumb religion where rich famous people go to, cause its "Cool"
"Tom Cruise believes in Scientology.
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A religion that was created by a SCIENCE FICTION WRITER!!! L. Ron Hubbard<--- who got all his scientology information/bullcrap by feeding his son SPEED (the drug) and then wrote down whatever his son said. then he even said "best way to make money is to start your own religion"...which he then did...
Scientology has many fucked up rules
1. if anyone who badmouths or criticizes scientology is a criminal, regardless of past history, likewise with people who leave scientology, destroy them any way possible, you have permission from the church of scientology(i shit you not...this is the literal rules)
2. Pay to play: got no money? get the FUCK out of scientology
3. Recruit celebrities: GET CELEBRITIES FOR FREE ADVERTISING (this is also one of their rules...100% no bs)
4. Vitamins make everything better! brain tumor? NO PROBLEM HERE HAVE SOME VITAMINS... OF COURSE THEY WORK L.RON SAID THEY WOULD...PROOF? WHO NEEDS PROOF WHEN YOU HAVE THETANS!!!
5. If your dear loving family are not scientologists...either recruit them or cut them off completely, aww your moms dying? GOOD! SHE ISNT A SCIENTOLOGIST SHE DESERVES TO DIE
6. Psychology and psychiatry ARE EVIL...THEY WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE HOLOCAUST? (we dont need to prove...thetans remember?)...WHY? BECAUSE WE SAY SO...(besides we wouldnt want them to get rid of all our brain washing...)
7. MIND ALTERING DRUGS ARE EVIL...NOW LETS GO TAKE SOME WEED AND DRINK ALCHOHOL (L. Ron Hubbard was a heavy user of drugs)
8. Bribary and lying is justifiable if it benifits the church...we are above the law
9. If we cant beat them...sue them and incite violence against them until they are crushed...(sounds like the KKK and the NAZIs)
10. history is nothing...we can change it at our convienience...thats why L.Ron hubbard has about a thousand war medals...to bad those medals and official documents about them dissapeared...OH WELL guess you'll have to take our word for it
Scientology has caused many tragedies...go to wikipedia or google and look up what they did to Lisa McPherson
Go to youtube.com and type in scientology...you will see first hand how they abuse a reporter in an insane manner for trying to celebrate july 4th
They have bribed/brainwashed huge ammounts of the police force in various communities...soon they will truly be above the law no one will be safe
scientologists claim to have over 25 million members world wide...funny that the official government cenus and other records say its not even half of that...maybe 1/10th
They hope to destroy all forms of psycology and psychiatry...ironic that they use those techniques/practices themselves when "stress testing" people. if scientology is allowed to grow, the ability to care for those with mental diseases or issues will decay.
the practices and beliefs of scientology are making cracks within society with its agressive, selfish, and ignorant policies. they are encouraging violence and abuse to those who they deem "heretics" or "enemys"...if you say anything bad about them BAM "enemy" or "criminal"...if you try to leave their organisation BAM "heretic"
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