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the scorpion

The scorpion is performed by two perpetrators on a victim: one perpetrator gives the victim a double titty twister from behind, causing the victim to instinctively arch his back. When this happens, the second perpetrator punches the victim in the ballsac.

Mike: Did you hear what happened to Jared?
Pete: Yeah, he got the scorpion!

by Wang Bandit July 11, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


scorpions

a group of females that like to poke each others pussy (with clothes on) without pleasure

girl 1 & 2: *poke* girl 3: *moan* damn, why are you scorpions always poking me??

by Black Cracka April 24, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


scorpion

a name given to an individual who dogs a group of people for another group. name is stuck to them for life.

fuck you andrew you scorpion faggot

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


scorpion

see "shocker"

She begged for the scorpion.

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


scorpion

anything given to you by someone that hates you.

"Looks like that bitch gave you a scorpion."

by R March 10, 2004

3๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Scorpion Lips

A freak of nature born with actual scorpion-lips, making him unable to enunciate many words coherently.

Bill: Hey, Scorpion Lips, how old are you?

Scorpion Lips: I'm sevfentends.

Bill: You're seventeen??

Scorpion Lips: No! I said I'm sevfentends.

Bill. You're seventy??

Scorpion Lips: No!

by TheCreep1 February 22, 2011


Covered with Scorpions

When someone expresses great distress over something of little impact to themselves and humanity as a whole.

Taken from the X-Men Animated Series Episode "Captive Hearts". Annalee, a projecting empath, uses her powers on Wolverine who, as we know, is nearly invincible/heals almost instantly from almost all attacks. She begins chanting "Covered with scorpions. All covered with scorpions!" and Wolvie begins to hallucinate scorpions all over his body. He exlclaims in a frightened manner "No! Covered with scorpions! GET THEM OFF ME!" Thus, getting worked up over something that will honestly not effect him.

Person A: "Your musical tastes suck! I view you as inferior to myself because of them. If only you were more like me."

Person B: "NO! COVERED WITH SCORPIONS! GET THEM OFF ME!!"

Person A: o_O

by ktbrister September 9, 2010