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The act of going behind someone and taking your arm in between their legs and hitting them in the stomach with a pointed hand
Dude, I mad scorpioned that guy when he wasn't looking
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When your woman (or man) kicks up their right or left leg during sex or another intimate moment and it remains there. It either expresses extreme orgasmic joy or it means that you are rancid awful at sex.
Other names: Scorp, scian
"Dude, last night, I was so good my woman did a Scorpion."
"Man, you ain't that good, yo' gramma did a scorp for me."
"Last night, I was doin' "it" with my girl, and her leg kicks up."
"Dude. That's a Scorpion. It means your frikkin' bad at sex."
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a name given to an individual who dogs a group of people for another group. name is stuck to them for life.
fuck you andrew you scorpion faggot
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anything given to you by someone that hates you.
"Looks like that bitch gave you a scorpion."
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A freak of nature born with actual scorpion-lips, making him unable to enunciate many words coherently.
Bill: Hey, Scorpion Lips, how old are you?
Scorpion Lips: I'm sevfentends.
Bill: You're seventeen??
Scorpion Lips: No! I said I'm sevfentends.
Bill. You're seventy??
Scorpion Lips: No!
When someone expresses great distress over something of little impact to themselves and humanity as a whole.
Taken from the X-Men Animated Series Episode "Captive Hearts". Annalee, a projecting empath, uses her powers on Wolverine who, as we know, is nearly invincible/heals almost instantly from almost all attacks. She begins chanting "Covered with scorpions. All covered with scorpions!" and Wolvie begins to hallucinate scorpions all over his body. He exlclaims in a frightened manner "No! Covered with scorpions! GET THEM OFF ME!" Thus, getting worked up over something that will honestly not effect him.
Person A: "Your musical tastes suck! I view you as inferior to myself because of them. If only you were more like me."
Person B: "NO! COVERED WITH SCORPIONS! GET THEM OFF ME!!"
Person A: o_O