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Small grey country, full of greasy, bitter, uncultured scum. Construct an identity for themselves as 'tough', despite being a nation of wife beaters, and talk about little else but their perceived superiority to the English. Small penis, much?
"I love my country, and I love my buck-toothed, car-thieving, Buckfast-drinking thick-as-pig-shit countrymen. Go Scotland!"
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The best thing to come out of Scotland?
The train to London.
Scotland is a tiny place where no man wantsa to go and most do whats right and leave. :D
aha.
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Some fucking cold rock above England that thinks it's better than every one. The only thing it's really known for is man skirts and willy from the Simpsons. Not as good as England.
Person 1: hey I'm going to Scotland
Person 2: what the fuck is a Scotland.
Person 1: it's the man skirt place
Person 2: oh....THAT place
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anything and everything;
it's a way of life.
throw up that Scotland, nigga!
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A country full of people constantly thinking they're better as they are higher up, although they never seem to qualify for the world cup anymore.. And they are the ones who laugh at english for being bad...
Scotland can go to hell.
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Only sexy ones are Glaswegians the rest are sheep shagging bastards same with England Wales dirty shit smelling sheep shagging bastards with hairy fannies. Kill all England people and welsh.
In Scotland The sheep have had enough of the English and Welsh shagging them like the dirty prolific fuckers they are not only that their granny bashers
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A down right smoking hot individual. Has a tendency to have oral fixations that can not be satisfied. Is very gifted in both physical and emmotional attributes and is the envy of both males and females. All in all the closest thing to Gods gift to man yet found.
Dude,...you see that girl from the other side of the bar??? she is a total Scotland
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