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IT WONT DAMN STOP MY ASS IS SCRATCHY AND IM DIEING HELP
Itchies and Scratchies (n): the prolonged feeling of itchiness surrounding the labia majora following a hot and heavy session of clitoral rubbing. Inspiration pulled from the Simpson’s “Itchy & Scratchy Show”.
“I just have this tickling sensation every now and then around my bush, I really hope it’s not some sort of infection.”
“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”
“30 minutes ago.”
“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”
When you don't cut your nails for a week and scratch deep in your butthole so that you get brown under your fingernails.
Bro, my fingernails are so dirty because I just scratchy bum-hole'd myself.
When someone is brought to the point of utmost joy, and/or lowest submission via scratchies.
Can be addictive like a drug.
"The best day of my life was when I had my first scratchy-gasm."
"I'm so addicted to scratchy-gasms that I'll do whatever it takes to get more!"
The overwhelming feeling of awesomeness when you have been given epic scratchies.
"Brohan, I had the best scratchies the other day. I totally had a scratchy-gasm."
"I tried not to have a scratchy-gasm, but, they were too epic."
When you kiss people so much your lips become dry and get mono
Omg Steven made me have scratchy lips
very scratchy. and ratchet. stares at you intensely. needs someone to hold his hand. has a big butt. and a crooked smile. nevertheless we love them. More often than not an artist.
That artist is looking kind of scruffy.
Must be a Scratchy-man.