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A bet that requires a ton of honesty between a group of people. This bet was first introduced in Seinfeld in which a group of people bet on who can the longest with out masterbaiting. However it is quite is easy to win this bet if you lie.
Man I knew I could never go more than 3 weeks with jerking off. I really shouldn't ahve been a part of that seinfeld bet. (Zipper sound trousers drop) Might as well get my money's worth!!!
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1)Like the episodes of Seinfeld this fight is about nothing.
2) A fight that starts over a small, insignificant thing.
"I got in a huge fight with my boyfriend last night."
"What was it about?"
"I dont even know, it was a Seinfeld fight."
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The greatest person ever i bet he could pull Laura Booth so easily
Hilarious guy he's just so funny
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A situation involving a meaningless discussion between two or more people that leads nowhere or to nothing.
Bobby: What are you doing on the weekend?
Jamie: I got married 10 years ago.
Bobby: What's that got to do with what I asked?
3rd person: Here comes a Seinfeld moment.
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verb- to say something without actually coming out and saying it. The seinfeld bet episode depicted the four characters making a bet to see who could go the longest without masturbating; the topic was discussed multiple times, although the words "masturbate" or "masturbation" were not used in the entire episode.
I'll have to seinfeld around the topic at hand when I recount this story to him. I hope he can figure out what I'm trying to say.
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A slight mistake or mishap that ends up costing you everything.
"I was at a restaurant and accidentally bumped into a guy eating his dinner. I apologized and I thought everything was alright. The guy turned out to be the president of the company I work for. The next day I was fired. It was a real seinfeld tragedy."
Jerry Seinfeld is the most hilarious man ever to walk the face of the earth!
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