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The act of jizzing in a girl's ass and having another girl suck it out with a straw.
What did you do last night, man?
I met these two girls at the bar and we had a sewage pipe.
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When you have a muffin that looks as if it is a Turd that has been inflated with a bicycle pump.
It is usually thought of as a Delicacy in the eastern Society
Person 1: dude, that sewage mufifn looks epic
Person 2: dude, its not a sewage muffin, my mum made it,
person 3: HEY LOOK! SEWAGE MUFFIN
Sewage Muffin: Dont be crakin mah roflcakes nows,
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When your whore girlfriend takes a disgusting foul smelling shit on your boner.
Tony: Amanda is such a whore!!!
Micheal: What did she do?
Tony: She totally sewage piped me!!!
Micheal: Wow, what a whore
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An intense sexcapade of legendary proportions. During a "Sewage Slurp" the woman spreads her butt, revealing her butthole, allowing for the male to approach and apply his tongue to her anus. This move is similar to its cousin the Rim Job yet differs in that while the male is massaging the womans butthole with his tongue the woman procedes to defecate on the mans face. The "Sewage Slurp" allows for custimization according to the preferences of the participants: the man can be masturbating during the sewage slurp, getting beaten off, or beating off another man.
Tommy is tired of the rimjob so he and Sally move on to a Sewage Slurp.
Bob takes Diane to mexican restuarants before he attempts a sewage slurp.
PAST TENSE- I sewage slurped your mom.
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I was a party last night and thunder blasted from my sewage shoot. I knew then I must quickly run back home and release the unholy discharge before I get laid to avoid any strange odors as I sweat while ramming my girlfriend's sewage shoot.
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People have swam in raw sewage before, and turned out okay. Still, the news tells people in South Florida do not walk around in the shit filled floodwaters from Tropical Storm Eta, it's dangerous. Just what people need, to be fed something else to get paranoid about, since the coronavirus didn't seem to get enough people paranoid.
South Florida resident on news- Ewwww, raw sewage mixed in with the floodwater, that's other people's shit, it smells horrible, that's how I knew there was sewage in the water. I'm not going in that. They need to start pumping all the water out immediately, it's not getting done fast enough!
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