Shaded

Having great sex with your wife/ girlfriend, after she reads any of the "50 Shades of Grey" books.

Holy shit, when my wife got done reading chapter 5, I got shaded.

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Shade

Shade is a mystical being that dwells on the inner side of the cosmic void. With a power that has no equal, he will eviscerate anyone that stands in his way. It is unwise to defy him. He will take everyone and everything you love and tear it apart in front of your eyes.

Shade is coming. Shade will kill us all.

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Shade

Slang word used to describe a member of the police,
the word shade comes from the term for -
"the tip of the cock off a piebald (knackers) horse!"

Keep an eye out for the shades

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Shade

The shadow your dick makes over your balls.

Example: "I was about to hook up with this guy until I saw how much shade he had...I said that's not going inside me!"

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Shade

To be a person who has sold out their friends trust and respect for something they desire.

"Kharchi and Skipworth are a right bunch of shades!"
"Them to shadey characters better give us our bud back!"
"I swear down wheres that 8th and 10 gone"

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Shade

The coolest Surname in the world.

Hey did you hear the new kids name? It's Jonathan Shade. Sounds like a secret agent or something.

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shade

Someone you shagged but should not have. see tint

Bryony was a shade of robert.

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