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Unbelieveably talented. Voice almost like Christina Aguilera, Dace skills rival Beyonce, Incredible stage presence, writes her own songs, produces her own songs, AND plays guitar. Plus her style is so ORIGINAL- from her sound to her performances to her look. And she's also gorgeous and a sweet girl with a nice personality.
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Hot singer with a nice ass and a knack for turning everyone on
whoa is that shakira?
yes
what are you doing?
dont ask
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a shy girl that likes to stay quite lacks social skills but is very funny she’s a great friend and very loveable
she’s amazing shakira.
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A singer from Colombia. She came to America & they turned her mainstream. She belongs to an organiztion to bring schools to underpriveledged parts of Colombia. Also she has an amazing voice & dancing skills.
Shakira sure can shake her ass!
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this is my actual name, and i am an unfortunate person who begrudgingly got stuck with this name.
Bob: Hey Shakira!
Shakira: Hey.
Bob: Shakira Shakira >in sing song voice<
Shakira: >slaps bob< no.
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A stupid, ugly, annoying, spanish-speaking whore who sings like a retarded banshee. She tries way too hard to be sexy, and her dancing is utterly ridiculous! She dances like a fucking chicken, or a turkey. That dance she does in La Tortura looks like she's fanning a fart behind her ass with both hands. She rolls around in shit, and thinks she is special because she sings in spanish sometimes. Useless.
HAHAHA! Look at Shakira's stupid-ass dancing!
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A high quality piece of meat. A great singer and with the lyrics of a poet. Singing from the heart, soul, and body language. Above all, one great role model for women everywhere!
She's like a good drug one likes taking everyday.
Man1- MMM...I'll take that one.
Dealer- Hell of a choice. Our best yet.
Man2- Ah, yes, there's nothing like a good dose of Shakira.
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