you shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution

"You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution. You shall be hung by the neck until the body be dead... dead... DEAD!"


When British judges gave the death penalty (unfortunately, it was discontinued, which is a shame), they would put on a black cap, and, in a solemn voice say this sentence to the criminal, bringing down the hammer each time the word "dead" was uttered.

I wish someone would bring back the death penalty.

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assk and ye shall receive

What da scripture-passage REALLY means, although devout Christians will never admit it.

If you gots a nice shapely butt, tongue-lolling hornies will likely do/allow whatever you desire if you permit said tush-admirers to touch/squeeze/spank it --- "assk and ye shall receive".

At no time shall I concede thee from the beyond upwards

Never gonna give you up.

"Ahoy, Jonnington, guess what?"
"What thou havest?"
"At no time shall I concede thee from the beyond upwards"
"Ah, for the name of the dag in the nabbits, Richard Paul Easternley shan'teth release the lute scroll!"

Shalled

When you get shanked in the balls

Person 1: Oh shit my ex-girlfriend shanked me in the balls
Person 2: Nah bro you got shalled

wonders shall never end

Something very surprising

"Jesus, Wonders shall never end. are you foolish?"

death by tray it shall be

when Darth Vader is mad he kills you with a tray

Vader: I WAS IN THIS LINE FIRST
Jar Jar: OH THEN GET SOME FOOD
Vader: death by tray it shall be.

shall I bang you

A term used by year sevens who think their hard

Year 11: do you need help finding your class
Year 7: shall I bang you fam
*year 7 gets punted like a football*