Sheldon Shirt

A usually brightly-colored T-shirt that features a science- or comic book-related graphic. Usually worn over a thermal of a contrasting color for a complete look.

Named for the "Big Bang Theory" character who often wears such shirts.

"I got a Sheldon shirt for Christmas. It's blue and has Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock on it."

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Sheldon Cooper

Sheldon Cooper is one of the main characters of the TV-show The Big Bang Theory. He is extremely intelligent, but due to what appears to be Asperger's Syndrome, he is incapable of understanding other people and sarcasm. That said, he is probably the most hilarious character on TV right now. Although he would probalby look upon the tomfoolery of the show with haughty derision.

Leonard: How was Nebraska?
Penny: Oh, better than North Dakota.
pause
Penny: Guess that joke's only funny in Nebraska.
Sheldon Cooper: With the data at hand, you really can't draw that conclusion. All you can say with absolute certainty is that joke is not funny here.

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dr sheldon

Only word in their vocabulary is um

“What we doing today dr sheldon”
“Um”

Sheldon Plankton

Full name of Mr. Krabs' nemesis Plankton on "Spongebob Squarepants" who works at the Chum Bucket. He frequently tries to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula, but also frequently fails. The closest he got to the recipe was the recently new epsiode entitled, "Plankton's Army" (Where his full name was also revealed).

Haha! Sheldon Plankton! What a funny name...

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sheldon cooper

the best character from the big bang theory

Cassie: sheldon cooper?
Deborah: what a babe

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Sheldon Agreement

A legal or binding agreement that describes a relationship between two or more entities, that takes into account every possible scenario or outcome, is extremely defined, articulate, diverse and all-encompassing, and provides clear consequences as a result of deviations from generally accepted guidelines, rules or methodologies.

Adam signed the Sheldon agreement, without reading the 200 page document, needed to buy a telephone.

Sheldon Special

The action of leaving your significant other after children with them and using them to get ahead in life. Sheldon Special also cn be used to describe a deadbeat father who resfuses to pay Child Support. See Sheldorado

Aunrey was a real bitch because she left me for a threesome so I gave her the Sheldon Special.