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Nick name for someone who stupidly puts shells in their ears
She put shells in her ears “Shelly”
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(Adj) to describe an extremely large individual; someone who may be vastly over weight;
Yo that was a Shelly as dude, belly hangn over his pants and shit. I'm bouta dip!!!
Jetty Bill: bro that chick u hit what she look like?!
Backwood Brad- Bruh she was Shelly as hell life!!!
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Named after IR cuckold Tom Shelly, the infamous webmaster of Niggermania; it's a long-observed law identifying the phenomenon of closeted-interracial-cuckoldry found among racists as an overcompensatory coping mechanism. Racists, due to their persistent insecurities, become hyper-obsessed with anything related with black people, rabidly searching the internet for racist posts to justify their impotent, seething racism. With this fixation on black people comes the obsession with black dick: an envisaged large, dark piece of meat that they fear will stretch-out and ruin their crushes, girlfriends, and wives for their own inadequate penises. It's their ultimate taboo; elevated by the all-consuming room black people hold in their heads.
Normal Person: "Ya know, black people aren't bad. I think it's unfortunate how they're disproportionately affected by the American legacy with generations of ghettoization, poverty, and overpolicing, along with other minorities. There should probably be systemic changes to correct this inequality."
Racist: "Fuck n* ggers! Fuck all n* gger loving, BBC worshipping cucks and mud shark wh* res who associate with them! I hope you race traitors get gang r* ped by a bunch of feral n* ggers and become n* gger r* pe slaves!!!"
N P: "Welp, there he goes talking about black dick again. Shelly's Law never fails..."
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The most famous twins from the 1800's. Carrie is shorter because of too much coffee; Shelly died her hair black.
Shelly and Carrie kick ass.
Verb- The Shelly-Lexi is a simple sexual activity. There are two participants. The first inserts his or her left fist into his or her own anus. The other participant carefully inserts both of his or her fists. The participant with both fists in the anal cavity is known to propose marriage in this position and put the ring on the finger. This is how you know when it's true love.
Dude 1: "How are you going to propose? Beach, fancy dinner, what man?"
Dude 2: "I don't know man, I was thinking The Shelly-Lexi"
Dude 1: "Wow you must really love her"
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When someone laughs so hard that they snort
"Look at Him!!, He's pulling a Shelly!"