A dirty Shelton happens when you're watching the Star Wars prequel trilogy and some bitch comes in and some methed up ho comes in and tells you the cops are coming
Guy 1: Looks like you had a rough night.
Guy 2: Yeah you can say that. My druggie neighbor came in and did a Dirty Shelton.
Guy 1: Damn, that's rough.
She's super cute. sexy as hell, funny as hell, really beautiful! i love her long time!
Hey look, its Hailee Shelton! i just busted a nut!
The subtle act of being afraid to approach women and praising women you do not know , putting them on a pedestal. Swaak nigga.
Go get her boy , ah nah boy she looks expensive. Boy you pulling a shelton.
An absolute unit.
100% Alpha Male
Will try and bench press you at the gym to impress a girl.
Streams Fortnite with hopes to become pro
Michael: Noah look at that lance Shelton at the gym.
Noah: Man that’s an alpha male if I’ve ever seen one
Dumbass shitter that shit in the two girls one cup video, also became a porno that takes veiny bbc considered a meatball
Yo that Cyrus Shelton ?
Fuck him
Dumbass shitter that shit in the two girls one cup video, also became a porno that takes veiny bbc considered a meatball
Yo that Cyrus Shelton ?
Fuck him
Meatball shitter dumb ass hoe, worked on the set of two girls one cup ass an extra anal hole
Is that Cyrus Shelton?
The amazing pornstar?