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One of the members of the super hero group team gay. Bastard Shepherd has the power to make fellow team members stay out way past their bed time. Bastard Shepherd may or may not have said something terrible to someone.
1) Bastard Shepherd: Oh please go out tonight? What if we all die tonight and never see each other again?
2) Oh you are truly a Bastard Shepherd
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A firefighter (usually overwieght and unfit) who is of no use on the fire ground. This person will don S.C.B.A., grab a pike pole, and stand in the front yard attempting to appear as if he/she is important. However, this firefighter appears closer to a shepherd herding his sheep.
Firefighter A: "Ann took my pike pole! Look at her, she is standing on the front lawn doing nothing!"
Firefighter B: "Ha! She is a yard shepherd!"
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Taking a load in your ass from an Irishman or redhead male.
This fire crotch just left my house after dumping his Shepherds Pie in my ass.
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Whilst performing fellatio upon a male the active partner, in conjunction with fondling the scrotal area also caresses the base of the shaft of the penis in a masturbatory fashion.
I'll swap 40 lengths of 35mm black speckle bamboo for one "Shepherd's Delight"
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Those who fool others over the fact their house being a bungalo when infact it actually is a mansion
The shepherd-barron 'Lets go to the bungalo'
Vistitor: 'DAWG thats a mansion!... you just shepherd-barroned my ass'
#shepherds maze is a crazy game that makes people go crazy when they play it. The idea comes from a blind man who took LSD every day for 40 years and kept a journal about what he experienced. He was homeless and thought up the game in a dream. Players claim that it is addictive and life changing and that they can’t live without it, they are obsessed with solving the last steps of the maze. Since 2006 only 8 players have made it to the last stage but only 3 have solved it and all 3 of those players moved to different countries and changed their names immediately after. #shepherds maze is one of the most mysterious things on the deep web.
Jared, did you know that Tim just solved #shepherds maze right before he moved to New Zealand? He divorced his wife and sold his house and moved, his wife says it has something to do with the maze...
child rearing ! , parenthood
EASY to "pop shot" and churn out BODIES! , BODIES! , BODIES! , BUT a VERY valid question remains !
WHO is gong to shepherd the punk ??
steve works 12 hours a day and laura is ETERNALLY at "the office"...(response:) who's going to shepherd the punk ??
when you are hustling for all that money, who's going to shepherd the punk !
go ahead ! , get "preggers" !! , the "cat lick" church will shepherd the punk !!