Shifting

The act of violently thrusting one's pelvic area forward, usually in the direction of another person. Often used my Minecrafters as a form of "virtual humping".

"Dude shift party in the fountain, gonna be shifting them so hard"

Best action ever Minecraft Shift Shifter

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shifts

Masturbation. (The noun of the verb 'to shift')

Jay - "I love shifts."
Torin - "Yea, you shift all the time, don't you?"
Jay - "Yea, I shifted three times yesterday."
Torin - "You're just the ultimate shifter, aren't you."

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Shifting

Dumbass shit thats just lucid dreaming, but dumbfuck astrology bitches swear it's real.

Shifting:
"Did you know that you could Shift into a different reality by doing ______?"
"Those are the same techniques used to Lucid Dream dumbass"

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shift

To make out, snog, french kiss

"Will you shift my friend over there?"

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shift

The motion of movement Whilst wearing a pair of Nike Super Shift Running Spikes. This speical type of uber speed accomplished with said spikes is tremendous

He shifted down the track to finish his 400m in 48 flat.

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shifting

another word for stealing in a shop or jacking from a shop

michael says to the shopkeeper "what the rasclat bombaclat man fink me shifting for, me was just buying some bombaclating orange juice for bombaclats sake, you fuking bombaclating talibane"

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shift

to have sex in ireland

i shifted a wee doll last night!

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