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A long day spent in your local shiftin pints usually on saturday whilst watchin the football.
My boss : You look rough, Take it you were out last nite!?
Me : yeah it was a good shift
My boss : *walking away shaking his head*
Me : stupid cunt
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To make out, snog, french kiss
"Will you shift my friend over there?"
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The motion of movement Whilst wearing a pair of Nike Super Shift Running Spikes. This speical type of uber speed accomplished with said spikes is tremendous
He shifted down the track to finish his 400m in 48 flat.
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another word for stealing in a shop or jacking from a shop
michael says to the shopkeeper "what the rasclat bombaclat man fink me shifting for, me was just buying some bombaclating orange juice for bombaclats sake, you fuking bombaclating talibane"
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1 of 3 shifts used in fire department scheduling. It is by far better than the other 2 shifts with the best firefighters to do the job right the first time. If your house is on fire pray that A-shift is working if you would like your house to be saved. If your house ends up in the basement it's probably because B or C shift showed up.
Person 1: "Thank god B-shift was working to save my house and my family, We owe those guys our lives!"
Person 2: “A-shift is God’s gift to man kind!”
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