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another word for stealing in a shop or jacking from a shop
michael says to the shopkeeper "what the rasclat bombaclat man fink me shifting for, me was just buying some bombaclating orange juice for bombaclats sake, you fuking bombaclating talibane"
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1 of 3 shifts used in fire department scheduling. It is by far better than the other 2 shifts with the best firefighters to do the job right the first time. If your house is on fire pray that A-shift is working if you would like your house to be saved. If your house ends up in the basement it's probably because B or C shift showed up.
Person 1: "Thank god B-shift was working to save my house and my family, We owe those guys our lives!"
Person 2: “A-shift is God’s gift to man kind!”
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The act of pooping. The sideways shift is the messiest, and the up shift is the most painful.
"Yo Shonak where u goin?"
"I have to shift."
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Lucid day dreaming perpetuated in an auto-hypnotic trance.
My friend was shifting yesterday. They told me all about their dream. It sounded cool.
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