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in reference to the really bad definitions of shirley that are on here, not that kinda shirley is awesome, almost angelic and applies to all the shirleys that are actually not white trailer trash sluts with daddy issues who want to steal your cancer meds to sell.
"is she some kind of shirley?"
"yeah..but not that kinda shirley, she's actually kinda cool, kinda funny, kinda awesome"
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A French Shirley is when a two people are having sex and the woman climaxes and then robs the man of climax right before the man is about to cum.
that bitch pulled a french shirley on me last night when we were fucking.
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A girl that seems like she is innocent but in reality, she's secretly a child of sin. She is also very trustworthy and is decent looking (a little ugly, a little cute). Unlike others, Shirleys don't usually cuss and are very insecure. Typically the awkward ones and are very insecure.
Guy 1: Oh my gosh so I talked to Shirley about masturbation and she didn't even know what the word meant! She thought that masturbation was a sport.
Guy 2: Oh my... Shirley really is too innocent for this world to handle!
.......
Shirley: *secretly watching *_____* on her phone* oms dat boi be making dat pusseh burst-
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The act of fingering a female's vagina, and then putting your wet finger(s) in their ear.
I can't believe that jerk gave me a wet shirley this morning!
an old lady stripper. could be your grandmother when she tells you she's going to bingo.
man, check out that champagne shirley over there. she's way too old to be doing that (stripping, or anything else younger girls look better doing) i'd still fuck her though...
Two Lesbians who kiss and love each other but are too afraid to have sex.
Lenny: I wonder how sexy it is when those two bang each other?
Squiggy: Naw, i can tell by the way she is looking at me. that they are nothing but a couple of Laverne and Shirley's
Lenny & Squiggy: Stooooooopid
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A sexual act when an adult female pretends to be a minor for the purpose of paedophilic sexual fantasy as popularised by the British television show Cracker.
That old perv down the road keeps bringing home prostitutes and has them dress up as little girls. Sure, for now it's just a harmless Shirley Temple, but it's only a matter of time before he goes after the real thing.
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