Shiv Barco

The ancient martial art based in the mountains of Peru. Focuses on balance, with training from shepherds and goats. To achieve mastery, one has to stand on the edge of a cliff on one foot while being butted by mountain goats during an earthquake. Grandmaster Greg is the only one known to have achieved mastery, demonstrating moves such as Pole-de-Goat, Pat-de-Goat and Shiv-de-Goat. Shiv Barco is also known as human wellbeing.

I didn't fall because I am trained in the art of Shiv Barco

Don't shiv

From Frank Miller's Batman Dark Night , when the mutants refer to the Leader and Batman "My Mon Bats don't shiv" meaning doesn't show fear, as in, doesn't shiver with fear.

The other guy just pulled a boom stick on his face, but my man don't shiv!

shiv happy

To stab anyone who comes within a few feet of you while in a prison riot.

An Aryan Brotherhood member went shiv happy in the riot and killed 8 people

Shiv Patel

Sexiest nigger in the whole world. Loves fucking underage women

Holy shit he’s such a Shiv Patel

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Shiv Patel

Is amazing at playing with a girl's heart. He dated the one and only famous Muslim celebrities Thamarai and Saudia and got rejected by both of them. Then, he moved on from Samiyah. Please do NOT date a Shiv Patel. This is advice from Indian actor, Sahil.

Shiv Patel is a loyal man, but please do not date him.

Cock-Shiv

A weapon commonly used during sexual intercourse to administer pain or pleasure to a woman

"Man Tracy was wore the fuck out after that stabbing by Codys cock-shiv"

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Shiv Tailor

Is Anybody that Is a Straight boss. You have to be under 5k in s&d to do this and NGAF.

Dude thats a Shiv Tailor right there.
Hey that guy is so awesome he is a Shiv Tailor.