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(/sh⋅l⋅Ūm⋅p/)
Verb: The action after loosing one's bones. Where after all of your bones vanish or are taken out of your body, you turn into a pile of meat and skin, slowly falling, like a potato sack in slow motion, into a puddle on the floor.
Ah man did you see what happened to Jessica in that horror movie with that insane doctor? When she lost her bones she totally shlump(ed).
the way people express the best feeling in the world.
Each person has only ONE Shlump in the world. The Best moment of his/hers life!
Me: OMG!!! I JUST Shlumped
My Friend: Wow man TMI!
When you shit in your pants and you stand up to reveal a squishy shit lump in your knickers.
Boy 1: did you see that hot chick?
Boy 2: you mean the one that had a huge SHLUMP in her pants?
When you’re so fucked you’re sHlumped
Purple you’re fuckin sHlumped there’s no dobermans in the fucking truck that’s a headrest.
when you meant to type slumped for being tired but forgot how to spell it so you type shlumped.
buddy posted joey asleep and meant to say slumped but said shlumped instead.