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National Stop Hate On Short People Day is on September 23rd.
haha ur short
no its national stop hate on short people day
Beat the shit out of anyone under the height of 5’4, they aren’t allowed to fight back or run away.
National beat the shit out of short people day
Fuck short people.
National Short People Day occurs on January 17th.
This day making fun of short people is NOT TOLERATED.
Things you can do to show appreciation for having to deal with getting fun of are: helping them get things out of reach, send a text or say in person "Hey, I hope you have a good day today since it's National Short People Appreciation Day!", or just being a good person to them.
(Short people are fully allowed to make fun of anyone who is tall)
Tall Person: Hey dude, hope you have a good day today.
Short Person: Why today out of every other day?
Tall Person: Because it's National Short People Appreciation Day today!
Short Person: Oh, well if that's the case then how's the weather up there you giraffe
Every September 22nd short people get their time to shine!
Anyone under the height of 4'11 get to celebrate and punch their tall friends without repercussions
Billy: Haha youre so short
Bobby: You cant say that to me! Its short people day!
On October 28 you can throw anyone who’s under 5’4, no permission needed
Hey it’s national throw short people day let’s how YEET them
National throw short people day lands on every Thursday and Friday of January and February
John: hey Jake did you know its national throw short people day.
Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!
On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.
Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'