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If challenged to an urban dictionary showdown, you must both immediately hit the random button at the same time, regardless of situation, lack of required limbs or mid-masturbation, and see who gets the funniest results.
Ben, I challenge you to an Urban Dictionary Showdown!
But I've got a King Kong boner and it won't go away
Get the fuck in here!
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Eric and the neighbor are having some sort of lawn mower showdown.
Wrestling game created by Acclaim.
Did you played to LoW:S yesterday?
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That be when two slut ass bitches start from opposite ends of a row of guys and suck there way to the middle. The slut that sucks the middle guy off first is crowned the biggest slut.
When I was at the bar the dj said it's time for the go down showdown,
I was like what the fuck, then I was like sweet.
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This is a song from Lemon wich describes the battle between almost every hero in the world. It all started with Godzilla 'hopping' around Tokyo city. Then came Batman, Shaq, Aaron Carter, Abraham Lincoln, Optimus Prime, Indiana Jones, Chuck Norris and many others.
This song can be found with video on Newgrounds.
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo city like a big playground.
When suddenly Batman Burst from the shade.
Hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade...
...This is the ultimate showdown
of ultimate destiny.
Good guys, bad guys and explosions.
As far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive. I wonder who it will be...
...Angels sang out in an immaculate chorus,
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris.
Who delivered a kick,
wich could shatter bones,
into the crotch, of Indiana Jones...
...war went on for a century,
many lives were lost but eventually
a hero stood, the rest saw the better.
Mister Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.
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an amazing song. if you know the lyrics by heart, you will get all the bitches.
Kyle: "hey, did you hear about chad's performance yesterday of The Ultimate Showdown (Of Ultimate Destiny)?
Mike:"yeah, bro got all the rizz and got a bunch of bitches after!"
The next new Reality Series for the fall lineup. Get this. We take ten white teenagers from Suburbian America, put them all in the same house to live in for six weeks, and every week eliminate one in a Rap Battle until only one is left, who'll win a recording contract on Shady Records. Guest judges will be Christina Aguilera, Eminem, Justin Timberlake, and Sarai. Coming this fall to a TV near you. Most likely will be aired on UPN.
White People, come for "WWe Smackdown!" Stay for Lame White People Who Can't Rap Freestyle Showdown.
Black People, come for "One-On-One", Stay for Lame White People Who Can't Rap Freestyle Showdown.
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