Shrew

a worm that has legs

invented by two people

has eyes

likes russia and vodka

coach eno is a shrew

shrewing

scrunching the lower face and upper neck to form a double chin; antonym to mewing

mrs elmore was shrewing when she looked at me

Diversity Shrew

The woman who runs every large company's HR department. She won't rest until the workforce is entirely replaced by women/blacks/mexicans/eskimos.

If you're white, asian, or Indian, then tough luck dealing with the diversity shrew.

Anderson: I can't wait to get that promotion! I know I'm the most qualified!
Chan: Too late. I heard the Diversity Shrew already gave it to Tyrone.
Anderson: But Tyrone can barely read! Damn the shrew!