situationship

What sluts these days call being a booty call, in order to try and whitewash it and make it sound less disgraceful. It's essentially the female version of being friend-zoned. Chad gets to use her for physical intimacy without reciprocating any emotional intimacy, just like she gets to use her friend-zoned beta orbiters for emotional intimacy without reciprocating any physical intimacy.

She's just another trashy ho serving as one of one of Chad's many booty calls, but tries to appropriate some veneer of respectability by calling it a situationship. She thinks one day she'll get Chad to commit if she gives him ATM enough times, but she has about as much chance of that as her beta orbiters have of getting out of her friend zone by simping more.

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situationship

when two people are talking to each other like they are in a relationship but they are not in one. And they cannot talk to anybody else this way.

when two people are talking to each other like they are in a relationship but they are not in one. And they can not talk to anybody else this way.
" Hey is Julian still talking to that girl ? "
" No man, he is in a situationship with Katie . "

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situationship

Pretty much a shorter way to say friend with benefits. You’re pretty much friends that do everything couples would do but without labeling it. A recipe for disaster: that’s a situationship. It’ll end with one or both of you being an emotional wreck.

“Ya…we’re in a situationship you could say…it is what it is I guess”

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situationship ex

Someone who you were once involved in a situationship with.

Bob: Really? It was that bad? You weren't even in a relationship with her.
Joe: Yeah. She's a situationship ex.

lesbian situationship

what those bitches in sally rooney books have going on.

"What happens to Frances and Bobbi at the end of Conversations with Friends?"
"They're in an unresolved lesbian situationship."

Schrödinger's Situationship

When a situationship can oy be determined by who in the party answers the question

“Are Sarah and Dubem having a thing “
“Sarah say yes”
“Dubem says no”
“So does the thing they have exist or i depends on who i ask”
“damb thats a Schrödinger's situationship “

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National Situationship Day

August 5th. For all the couples in between a relationship and a friendship. Not sure if they are just having fun or in a real relationship. This day is for you.

“Omg babe happy National situationship day! You rock!”