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Fucking a fat girl to the point of exhaustion and then rolling her down the stairs.
E.g. "I gave Burtha, the baddest swiss sizzler in human history"
Or "Gertrude is a fucking hoe, I want to swiss sizzle that bitch dizzy"
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A male who is sexually attracted to tanning beds to the point in which they have sex with said tanning bed.
Guy 1: "Did you hear about Michael getting caught fucking a tanning bed?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's a real dick sizzler."
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Sports trash talk from the early 1990s, first coined in the movie "White Men Can't Jump". Used to intimidate opponents by implying that those who "goin' Sizzler" had already won the game and were planning to celebrate at Sizzler Steakhouse. Often, and as in White Men Can't Jump, the statement "we goin' sizzler" was known to backfire.
12 year old Little Leaguer whose team was up by 1 run late in the game, and who got to see an R-rated movie (White Men Can't Jump) and thought he was cool: "We Goin' Sizzler, We Goin' Sizzler!"
Other team scores 2 runs.
Aformentioned 12 year old: <Silence>
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A Skee-Town Sizzler refers to when pop-rocks are inserted into a partner's mouth and are activated by urinating upon them. This practice originated in Muskegon, Michigan where people have nothing better to do than find creative ways to piss in each other's mouths.
Sandy said she liked Pop-Rocks so I gave her the Skee-Town Sizzler
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Sarah Soda Sizzler is when a woman...or man gives a guy a handjob or blowjob to the point of ejaculation and then aims it into the belly button. After the belly button is full of the semen, the woman...or man then sucks it out like a jello shot.
Last night Mike gave me a Sarah soda sizzler. He gave me a hand job and made sure when I ejaculated the Semen went into my belly button so he could suck it out like a jello shot.
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when saliva is used as lube after drinking a lot of alcohol the alcohol in the saliva makes the vagina or what ever whole thats being used burn.
a guy takes a shot of everclear and then spits on his dick and rams it into a vagina causing a burning sensation for the girl in her vagina hence the new york sizzler
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A Uganda sizzler is the act of having a spicy sausage, ejaculating over it and consuming it afterwards.
Steve prefers his Ugandan sizzlers to be wet before they're edible.