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The awkwardly choreographed post-sex humping crab-walk toward the Kleenex so as to prevent an early pull out and semen leaking out all over the bed/couch/kitchen table/boss' desk etc.
John and Marsha were skitching towards the Kleenex when the Mayor walked in and saw them sprawled across his desk.
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Verb to describe body fluids spraying.
That gore movie was disgusting, when the lawnmower went over his chest there was was blood skitching everywhere.
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to skitch: v; removing detritus from clothing, either worn by the subject or by another, using a vigorous picking and/or brushing motion.
The day after, she found herself headed back to her flat on the subway, skitching splooge off her suede skirt.
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Being under the influence of Meth. Usually after being up for a couple days and probably paranoid.
def: Me and Todd were skitching around in the middle of the night and were trying to keep ahead of policeman that weren't really there.
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(v) skitch slap: the act of slapping something down by annotating a screenshot or image. See also bitch slap.
The impatient product manager skitch slapped me for my bad choice of charting colors.
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A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.
Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."