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When you define a word so well, that it has every single person around you in tears from laughter, and you submit it only to have an admin who probably diddles little boys decline it for some unknown fucking reason.
Dang-it, Urban Dictionary just Dictionary dick slapped my soul.
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When the males genitals are covered in cocaine
and slaps the female in the face
causing cocaine to splatter on her face
making her feel worthless.
Jim: Olivia what happened to your face.
Olivia: My boyfriend just crack dick Slaped me in the face
Jim: Yep I can see that
Olivia: Fuck you jim
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when u have a giant dick,take the neck of the dick to hit the girl or guy in the face
dude i totally mega dick slaped paris hilton!!!!!!!!!!!!
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when you hook up with a girl that should not be present in broad daylight. The term comes from the fact that you'd have been better off slapping your dick against a wall for some form of pleasure than putting it anywhere near that creature's hatchet wound.
Dude I can't believe you banged that skank last night...should've just slapped your dick against the wall..
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The act of taping a knife to your cock, and dick slapping someone.
Jeff: Dude I Detroit Dick Slapped Samantha last night!
John: What is that?
Jeff: Let's just say she's cut pretty badly
detroit dick slap
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When slap with dick mustard
I mustard dick slap my neighbors 7 year old
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where you slap a bitch in the face with your dick while saying " whose the boss bitch"
I gave her a tonyu danza dick slap
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