Sleepy Jenkins

the act of creeping into a blacked out person's bed with the intent of hooking up

Aron: Did you hear about Jill?

Melissa: No! What...?

Aron: She got crunked and passed out at Eric's party last Saturday and woke up to him giving her a sleepy jenkins!

Melissa: Ew!! What a creep! I hope he doesn't try that shit at my parties...

sleepy weepy

So tired that you want to cry

I am so sleepy weepy!! :(

sleepies and poopies

The name for a person that gets so drunk that they fall asleep on the floor and wake up to find they have vomitted and shit their pants.

"Omg! That girl was so drunk last night she deffinetly pulled a sleepies and poopies...and that guy guy still had sex with her..but not in the butt, obviously!"

Sleepy Safari

1. (n.) An event in which two (2) or more persons willingly adventure on a nap.

2. (n.) A Safari Trip for sightseeing wild, sleepy animals.

1. I was going to hang out with Lou until I found him napping, so I just said "Fuck it!" and decided to join him on a sleepy safari.

2. "Continuing on our Sleepy Safari, Ladies and Gentlemen, you will notice to my left the Sleepy Giraffes. They love naps!"

I’m sleepy

If you’re at school, water or energy drinks. At home; sleep. If you can’t that sucks. But if you’re sleepy there’s no better remedy than sleeping but you already know this so you decided to google it.

I’m sleepy but instead of going to sleep I’m going to google my problems away.

Sleepy Waltone

The Sexual act between two men that involves one man laying on the other man's back. The man on top licks the man's asshole and sticks his curved penis in the man's mouth.

*Required* You must have a curved penis or you wont be able to reach the guy's mouth.

Guy: Hey guess what I did at the party last night!
Girl: What did you do? I hope it was exciting.
Guy: Chris took me to his bed and pulled a Sleepy Waltone on me. I had to go to the dentist the next day.

"The doctor gave Chris a check up which is specifically called a Sleepy Waltone."

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Sleepy Hahas

The uncontrollable laughter reached at the late hours of the night where everything seems funny.

It's 3 a.m. and Claire finds everything amusing because she has the sleepy hahas.

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