A verb, which means to masturbate violently to a video game while playing said video game.
Dude, Garrett is sloaning to WoW.
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Hanging around the house under the guise of being productive.
We all thought Chris was busy all day and was unable to take any additional work. In reality, he was sloaning all day.
Tony is so lazy, sloans like a champ.
"Would you like to come over and hang out. I'm sloaning all day waiting for a shipment to be delivered."
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When your getting played by a girl. She tells you she likes you but has a promise ring and wont put out. Total mind fuck.
lets just be friends, bitch, mind fuck,
Guy 1: Have you banged her yet?
Guy 2: No but she told me she likes me last night
Guy 1: Dude, your getting sloaned HARD.
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The last name of the greatest couple who ever lived.
Hey, those Sloans sure are hot shit.
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The rich teenagers of Britain,
Sloanes are different to rahs and preps, they have the money but are not as stuck up. They are normally popular, and have lots of friends. They dress in labels such as; Jack Wills, Ralph Lauren, Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, Superdry and other expensive brands.
Girls wear hair with a low parting, and it is normally messy or a loose bun. (but hair is beautifully conditioned)
They wear lots of makeup, foundation and have nude lips with lots of gloss.
They wear stacks of bangles and wristbands,
Large pearl earrings,
Pashmina scarves,
In UGGs a lot,
Ballet pumps,
canvas shoes in summer,
Mini denim skirt with nylon tights,
Label brand jogging bottoms with their Ugg boots,
Skinny Jeans,
Hoodies from a label brand,
Big belts,
tee shirts from the label brand,
layered up vest tops,
Cable knit jumpers,
V-neck jumpers,
Checkered shirt with leggings,
Gilets in winter,
Big leather bags, often from Louis Vuitton, Pauls boutique or Juicy Couture, and sometimes other designer labels.
They are often good looking.
You often see them on their iPhones or Blackberrys.
See them in Chelsea, Salcombe, and posh & rich areas of Britain.
Group of Girl Sloanes:
"Hey, time to go shopping along kings road"
"Yah, i need a new Jack Wills Gilet"
"Yah, My daddy has given me some money to buy clothes from abercrombie."
"Okay, let's go Jack Wills then Abercrombie & Fitch?"
"Yah!"
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a girl who makes their own Urban Dictionary definitions so they look popular
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Mess up, ruin, waste, or to have thrown away. Derived from the natural creature residing in Douglas County.
Michael sloaned his painting and had to start over.