Uber Sloop

A finely crafted sail boat with the properties of AWESOME.

Unlike its more boring predecessor, the simple Sloop, the Uber Sloop is designed for total Awesome.

It's uses are:

Sailing in Uber water, where normal Sloops dare not sail.

Maintains awesome at all times.

Inspires awesome.

Can be used to fire Awesome Lazer.

All who board are considered Awesome for the remnants of all time.
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Only the Best receive a Uber Sloop, acquired only through God.

Or selling your soul to satan (purposely spelled without a capital S), which i don't recommend.

It's that Good.

I among few, have received a Uber Sloop.

God has bestowed upon thee, THY UBER SLOOP.

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Poof Sloop

Any boat piloted by a homosexual. Particularly when they meet in large groups of boats for the annual "Fagatta."

There goes another poof sloop. Hope they have a gay old time!

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sloop eye

when one eye is significantly smaller than the other, typically induced from drinking and/or smoking

Woah, Billy, your sloop eye is so evident in these pictures from last night! You must have been really fucked up!

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The more you sleep, the more you sloop.

Common phrase in Denmark

"The more you sleep, the more you sloop." so Shut the fuck up

Slooped

When something is slanted down

Dang your eyes looked slooped

sloop salad

Semen that has been aged for one or more days in the anus of a person aged 50+

I ended up needing to use some Miralax to help pass that sloop salad from last Tuesday.

Sloop

Sloop n. /slû-p/ someone who is prone to letting things slip

God Katy is such a sloop, she really can’t keep a secret!