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A ghetto broad who lures thugs and urban males by wearing nothing but sneakers. Many of these street walkers dream to be in a Rap video or a Hood Sexy magazine. They would do anything/anyone to cop a fresh pair. Statistically speaking, 92% of Sneaker Hoes end up working the Checker's Drive through window, sporting sneakers that many will never see. The dream never dies.
My marriage was ruined by a Sneaker Hoe.
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Term coined by the Beastie Boys and used as one who finds kick-ass shoes for another. (plural form)
Oh yeah, we have a sneaker pimp. He goes and finds rare shoes for us.
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"Tight Sneakers" is a term that Phil's dad uses to describe any intense or troublesome situation. An example of this would be being pulled over. The term was adopted by Phil, Zack, Judson, and Austin for their Saturday adventures, which they pretend are episodes of a Sitcom called Tight Sneakers. The first episode was called DJ's and BJs. In each episode Judson drives, Phil is on shrooms, Zack retells the events of each night, and Austin plays DS and wears loose sandals. The Tight Sneakers are an elite force, an unlikely band of misfits, a hodgepodge of characters, and it works. They plan to have guest stars in the future. When using the term "tight sneakers" or referring to these adventures, one should always "give credit where credit is due" -(Dante Hicks, Clerks), and site their influence from Phil's dad for the phrase, and Phil, Zack, Judson, and Austin for the adventures.
Phil: Oh man, the coppers are flashing their lights and sirening me.
Phil's dad: Tight sneakers, Philip, tight sneakers...
Phil: Man, I cannot wait for the next Tight Sneakers, during which I shall be on shrooms.
Judson: Yes, and I can't wait to sit behind the wheel of your puke-green Suburu Outback, 2000 edition again, Phil.
Zack: You are both right, July 2nd was loads of fun, as I have explained to multiple audiences, so this shall be even more fantastic.
Austin: Me and my loose sandals would like to know: where that DS at?
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The exact same thing as a crack head but instead of crack it’s sneakers
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A fountain drink from Sonic with alcohol added to it. It looks like a good ole regular cherry limeade or a vanilla Dr. Pepper, but little do family, co-workers, Sunday school teachers realize that it's not a sober drink; it's a Sonic sneaker.
All the family time on Christmas got to be too stressful, so I slipped away and returned with a Sonic sneaker.
When one of your room mates goes home for the weekend and you throw a party and someone ends up having sex in that persons bed.
"Man Chaz is gonna be pissed when he finds out he got the Allendale Sneaker last night."
"Awh Man! there's residue everywhere! somebody totally gave me the Allendale Sneaker this weekend!"
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An inexpensive sandal like shoe worn by illegal immigrants e.g. Mexicans, Iraqi's.
Ali: I can't wait to rid myself of these Asylum sneakers and get me some Nikes.
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