When your place cocaine on your partners asshole and they fart the pile into your face
I hung out with Ashley last night and she gave me a Columbian snowblower.
When you put cocaine in someone's butthole and they fart it in your nose so you don't even have to snort it..
I can't wait to find a filthy whore to give me a dirty snowblower!
When you cover your rectum with a pile of cocaine and fart a coke cloud into the air and someone runs in and tries to snort the cloud out of the air.
Man you've never been as high as you would be after a rectal snowblower!
Anal fornification that results in a semen discharge in the female crevace followed by sucking the semenal discharge out and spitting it in her face.
I gave Kate a dirty snowblower then tossed her a towel and told her to dry her eyes.
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noun
A sexual practice when a man masturbates into the back side of a fan (usually high powered) where the cum picks up and propels through the other side usually upon another person.
A unique style of bukkake involving a fan.
Origin:
2010-2011; Northern California, USA
Next time you want to do a Turkish Snowblower can you put down a towel first?
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When a male ejaculates on a women's face when tries to blow it off with a fart.
She wanted me to cum on her face, but she wasn't ready for the Cleveland snowblower.
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When you and your male lover 69 during a blizzard. The goal is to keep your partners dick from getting snow on it.
Ryan: I was at the hospital.
Mike: Why?
Ryan: I got frostbite on my dick while attempting the mississippi snowblower.