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The guy above is a cranberry fucknut. However, urban dictionary has some great positive queer definitions.
The human above me: Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept my submissions anymore.
Me: Urban dictionary is pretty gay but they will also accept this definition
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should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked
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One bad-ass son of a bitch, this man kicks anyone and everyones ass, so don't get on his bad side mother fucker.
Chuck Norris can eat a Rubik cube and poop it out solved.
Chuck Norris isn't God but he can beat him at golf.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch
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Um... That you're an angry old dwarf that wasted his entire life trying to do what I DID in like 15 minutes.
Hym "What's so fucking funny is that YOU'RE ONLY SUCCESSFUL... Because there's an ARMY OF RETARDS... Preventing people from being successful... But only because THEY CAN'T BE SUCCESSFUL... That's the funny. It goes against their 'MiNdSeT' or something for things to be easy."
A woman that has given her last fuck and has gone insane and psychotic.
That girl is so fucking xo, I wanna be her.
The proper way to describe a member of straykids
"Have you seen stray kids?"
"No what do they look like?"
"So fucking fine its crazy!"
barru is so fucking cute and wholesome