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sofa boy

A person that stalks chat rooms all day, usually unemployed and sits on theirs sofa all day with their laptop. A sofa boy has been known to create Shadow Puppets to justify his non-existant life.

Sofa boy has spent 20 hrs. posting in this chat room today.

by VenusIce June 28, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sofa Willy

A willy which is cleverly disguised as a sofa/settee/arm chair. It can be a perticularly hairy sofa willy for detail.

Imagine a typical willy shape which would be drawn on a school desk. Put two circles on in the middle of each bollock. Add a stump at the bottom of each bollock to make the feet of the arm chair. Add other details such as material on the back part of it. You now have a Sofa Willy.

by Joelle Millard April 1, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


sofa king

in translation meaning so fuckin'

Joe: You're reatarded. Sofa King Retarded

by Cooky November 9, 2007

129๐Ÿ‘ 105๐Ÿ‘Ž


White Sofa

When after you butt fuck your girl she shits all over your white sofa and you're force to blame it on the dog.

*after pulling out*
Brandon: What the fuck just happened?!
Haley: Sorry, I couldn't help it!
Brandon: Did you just white sofa me, bitch?!

by jivjam February 15, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


sofa face

A face you would like to sit on

Laura: She has a sofa face
Kyle: Wtf is sofa face?
Laura: A face I'd like to sit on :)

by KillerKy January 17, 2016


Sofa swag

The coins found down the side of the sofa

I found a massive amount of sofa swag while doing the cleaning

by StrictlyHerbal October 21, 2019


Sausage Sofa

When your balls act as a sofa for your penis.

Bloody hell, I almost tripped on my sausage sofa.

by Slewcake November 9, 2019