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Forced to undergo female genital mutilation
Sadly, thousands of women are somalied every year.
Synonym: Egypted
When a woman, preferably Somali, gets several banannas launched up her vagina by a Somali man holding a pressurised cannon of some sorts
Woman 1: "Get up to anything on the weekend?"
Woman 2: "Yeah, Yusuf 'Somali Rocket Launcher'd' me, my snatch smells like bananna bread"
The worst possible ethnicity combo, you have the 3 ugliest ethnicities of all, and if you have kids with anyone, your kids gene pool is fucked, and will come out of the womb short ash, with a big ass forehead, and you might as well do an abortion.
That kid is Somali and Indian and Jewish, bro has to wear a Jew hat, is a stinky scammer and is a Somali with a massive forehead all at once
When you are trying to be diplomatic at a cultural event and accept the food provided at said event, only to unleash poppy hell upon your pants.
My friend Levi wanted to be culturally sensitive, but he's vegan so all the Somali meat caused him to have a Somali Steamer in his pants.
A somali dervish is someone of the Dhulbahante tribe
he's a somali dervish