When your maid shits on your chest.
Lupita came over today to clean house but one thing led to another and she ended uo serving me Spanish Coffee.
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a drink. one part red wine, one part tonic water, served with olives
cooter burger was pouring himself an old spanish as jack donaghy walked into his office
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1) A very clever sketch performed by the Monty Python boys consisting of a group of blundering cardinals dressed in silly red hats who laugh diabolically and torture unsuspecting english persons with dish-drying racks. Amongst their weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms...
2) What nobody expects.
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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an AP class taken by most Mexicans who already know Spanish and take this class to get an automatic 5 on the AP exam.
Carlos: "Hey Juanita, what'd you get on the AP Spanish AP test?"
Juanita: "I got a 5... My parents were so proud"
Carlos: "Me too! jajajaja"
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The same as a dutch oven, farting under the blanket and pulling it over your partners head, although to complete the spanish lantern, light a match after the proceeded fart.
John Spanish lanterned kate last night and she no longer had eye brows.
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A section of East Harlem which is inhabited by mostly Puerto Ricans
All dem ricans live in spanish harlem
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The class that is fucking up my GPA
Fuck,my Spanish class keeps fucking up my GPA
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