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another term used to say matursbate.
"I just got done spanking the angry monkey."
Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
Another word for jerk off and wack it
Man 1: Just spank the monkey man you will fill better
A fukn children's book you probably never heard of.
Y U freakin' out ppl, its just a book! "Spank the monkey lends a hand"
A well known phrase, usually exclaimed in commentary when Clydebank FC's Nicky Little scores a goal
That is absolutely SPANK THE MONKEY from Nicky Little. That is disgusting!
Bianca: "Can I spank the monkey" *winks*
Ope: "wtf that's too much!"
Gurpreet: "But I can" *wink* *wink*
Ope: "... Come let's get a room "
A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.
Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.