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spanking

A stop by a police unit, usually a state trooper, for a traffic violation

He got a spanking for driving 20 mph over the speed limit.

She got a spanking for running a red light.

by Bed time September 15, 2010

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Spank!

How you feel when you get an erection. A declaration that you have noticed an attractive woman. Similar to "schwing!"

-number one babe, Megan Fox...SPANK!

by Lettiere March 5, 2010

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spank

1) An alliterative expression describing a physically stimulating hand gesture used, typically, by parents or guardians to punish children by striking usually the buttocks with an open palm. (Now outlawed in several jurisdictions.)

2) What painfaced, upright husbands of painfaced, uptight wives dream of doing to sassy, gum-chewing, headphone-wearing young girls (or boys) whose behavior or appearance stirs feelings of envy at having been prohibited the freedoms such youngsters enjoy, such feelings in turn stirring sexual responses that can only be fully released by inflicting on these objects of desire the same form of interdicting assault the aroused party suffered at the same early stage of development.

Patient: Doctor, I suffered awfully at the hands of my father - almost daily spankings.
Doctor: Hmm, I see, Mr Carruthers. Tell me, what is the first thing you think when I show you the cover of this Rihanna CD, "Music of the Sun"?
Patient (hands clenched, eyes flashing): Doctor, I want to spank her, yes, SPANK her!

by doonga June 11, 2013

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spank

smoking smarties by inhaling/exhaling the powder

kid1-hit me up with some spank ?

kid2-yea i got a whole pack of 'em last night

by snoops typo June 22, 2010

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spank

the act of hitting a small, scared, defenseless child on the ass, causing them severe pain, until they struggle, scream and cry, sometimes begging for mercy.

mean mother/father: i like causing you pain and watching you cry, so i'm gonna spank you!
child: NOO! please don't! I'll be good!

by a person who lives somewere December 12, 2008

71๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


spank

To masturbate, as in spank the monkey

Nothin' like a good ol' dry spank.

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

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Spank

Slang word for drug mentioned in Grand Theft Auto III. Presumably "Smack" (Heroin)

The drug is first mentioned during Luigi's mission "Don't Spank Ma Bitch Up"
(obviously parody of "Smack My Bitch Up", the title of a song by The Prodigy).

K-JAH, run by Jamaican DJ, Horace "The Pacifist" Walsh will comment on the SPANK problem in Liberty City, saying things such as "there's too much SPANK buisness a gwaan" or giving shout outs to the Yardies telling them to "stay off the SPANK".

by Luigi Goterelli May 20, 2019

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