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spare cunt

A womans ass hole. Or man's in jail terms. Can also apply to a womans mouth when all other holes are exhausted.

I fucked Kellie's snatch till it was totally raw last night, so I had to hammer it up her spare cunt this morning.

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Her spare cunt was blown out after last night too, so I fucked the spare cunt on her face.

by Richter ass November 4, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spare the rod

To treat your kid like they're better than you rather than equal to or less than. To refrain from whooping a kids ass, even a deserved ass whooping.

Lindsay's mother and father spared her the rod because they thought she was special and didn't want to ruin her. They gave her everything she could think to want and turned her into a mollycoddle, but its not her fault. Blame her parents, they said spare the rod.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2018

15๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


spare tire

The huge roll of fat that often times drapes off of a woman's frame because she is so fucking fat and/or drinks to much beer/eats too much pizza, tacos, enchiladas, pasta, or cake. It can be best seen on college girls wearing tight shirts which they intend on showing off their "hot bod," but actually end up showing some nasty flab going about the entire circumfrence of their mid section, or at this point more like mid country they can be so large .....

"Whenever Kara sits in a bathing suit she covers her stomach because she doesnt want guys to see that she actually has a humongous spare tire."

by Helayne January 30, 2006

177๐Ÿ‘ 155๐Ÿ‘Ž


spare guy

The guy you don't know. You don't know why he's talking to these girls, why he's in the pictures or why he's even in the building. He's "trying" and the only thing he is doing is blocking and distracting attention from you and your people. Chances are you see a spare guy every weekend. You just didn't know the definition.

Your meeting some girls at the club and they bring along their 1 guy friend. Hes hasn't been able to seal the deal and is now in the friend zone. When you meet the girls he is throwing salt in your game and wont let you get any of them alone because he cant do it himself. This is a spare guy.

by Halo Marques April 20, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


spare-ijuana

a polite way to ask a friend if they have any spare marijuana and if they would be so kind as to share with you.

-Do you have any spare-ijuana?
-Do you-juana share-ijuana some of your spare-ijuana?

-Sorry, I just smoked the last of my spare-ijuana with Sara.

by snigguh4u November 9, 2011


gutter spare

When your bowling ball falls into the gutter, but still manages to get a spare. Usually when only one of the 7 or 10 pins are left standing from the previous frame.

I got 9 pins on the first ball, then I threw a gutter spare.

Person A: Did you see that? The ball rocked so far in the gutter that it clipped the 7 pin and I got a spare.
Person B: Yeah, dude! Nice gutter spare!

by Overregularizer October 15, 2021


spare time

this is your time to do whatever you want...

So you decided to visit Urban Dictionary.

I had a lot of spare time so I used it to laugh at Urban Dictionary definitions.

by Set Blue 23 November 14, 2017