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Where a homosexual male is fingered then taken from the rear.
Ted performed the Detective Sparrow on Bill one night after ballot lessons.
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, to you.
1. The best pirate ever to sail the high seas. (Or the low seas, come to that.)
2. Insane, but brilliant - and sexy.
Daft like Jack...
A bloody pirate, a scallywag!
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the sexiest, most cunning pirate ever to sail the seven seas!!!!!!!
.. o and will too.
BUT I LUV JACK!!!
" thank you commodore for getting us ready to make way! we would have had a hard time getting it done all by ourselves!"
"..what a man can do and what a man can't do so i ask you.. can you sail under the command of a pirate.. . becuase i can't sail this ship to tortuga all by my onesome savvy?"
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An elevated level of drunkeness that includes slurred speech and swaying while standing. (It is often accompanied with the need to put one's arms out in front of one's self to avoid collisions with walls and/or other surfaces.)
Amanda: I had to help Trent walk home last night—he was Jack Sparrowing!
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Australian for very early in the morning.
We need to get up at sparrow farts tomorrow to catch the plane.
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Johnny Depp at his finest...and thats saying alot. The character is timeless and one of the best created that I've ever seen.
Will: This is either madness, or brillance.
Jack: It's remarkable how often those two traits coinside.
Now as long as your just hanging there pay attention. The only rules that really matter are these...what a man can do, and what a man can't do.
Will: You ignored the rules of engagement, in a fair fight I'd kill you.
Jack: Then thats not much incentive for me to fight fair, now is it.
Jack Sparrow rocks my socks!
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free,unconventional,brilliant,genius,dirty outside but good hearted,sexy black eyes,drunken speech and moving,great pirat,captain of the black pearl
the only rule that really matters is:what a man can do and what a man can't do....so can you sail under the command of a pirate?
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