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spastic chariot

An invalid carriage, that is a 3 wheel vehicle specially designed for disabled drivers, outlawed now in the UK on safety grounds.

I thought June would be impressed when i pulled up in my spastic chariot, but she just looked at me contemptuously.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

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spastic rejects

a hyperactive group of individuals with little to no attention span whose refusel to take medication gives birth to what society deems, randomly-obnoxious and loud.

"those spastic rejects are destroying my house." shit! they're back, i told you that the spastic rejects are just society's bastards. "good luck finding a bus short enough for those spastic rejects." "spastic rejects!" "i'll coach the retards but i refuse to see or hear that knew brand of handicapped".

by timmy spastic July 25, 2011


Radd-Spastic

Adj. Awesome and hyper, normally the person you know that has ADHD and doesn't take their medicine.

Guy: " Dude Wes just broke his leg on purpose to be on Scarred."

Chick: " lmfao, i love Wes he's so radd-spastic!"

by Stephie-radd-spazem October 28, 2007


spastic bumhole

A person who is always being silly and will do anything for attention. These people have names like Zach, Johnson,Thomas,Fredric, and Kiara

Oi Kiara, your a spastic bumhole

by Kiara is a bum August 3, 2018


Spastic Songster

Someone who consistently gets bored about halfway through a song and submits to the urge to skip to the next one; usually when everyone else in the car is still enjoying the current song.

Jim: "Seriously, stop forwarding to the next song after we hear the chorus!"

Joe: "Sorry, I can't help it. I'm a spastic songster."

by smokingmole April 7, 2010


Spastic Cunt

When a person is being a spas and a cunt at the same time

"That guy is such a spastic cunt"
"I know just look at him"

by Spastic Cunt November 25, 2022


spastic gangbang

Anything that is too horrific to be able to imagine

the multiple pileup was awful, bodies everywhere, like a spastic gangbang

by myk January 28, 2005

14๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž