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you take a 'fartsdump' on a girls chest
Bro, I just gave that girl a Norwegian Speed Bump in the guest bedroom.
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burps you get when you smoke a lot of weed.
dude, i'm tripping ball sacks. oh! speed bumps!
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When the male or female takes a cucumber and places it in the women's vagina, then takes a sledgehammer or some other sort of blunt object and smashes away at it.
Damn he gave me a great "Japanese Speed Bump" last night!
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A football player (usually a lineman) who gets beaten, humiliated, & knocked to the ground on every play.
The pass rushers are treating that Offensive Lineman like a Human Speed Bump on their way to the Quarterback.
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hitting walls or barriers at every turn. -mere survival has become an incredible struggle. someone constantly in your way/face 'raining on your parade' -and they're STILL trying to take my 'gage' away!! -wish i was half as smart as all yo' all mo'-fucks!!
trying to get a job, they want me to pee in a cup! these are sure speed bump times!!
all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!
first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!
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a asian girl rolling uncontrollably over a white boy (who has an awaken dragon, i.e. penis) while giggling japanese school girl status
asian girl: i'm bored, wanna play a game?
white boy: chyeah! how about a nice round of speed bump and cars?
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An item that many people need to slow the random stuff that comes spilling out of their mouth, giving them time to consider if it really should be said at all.
Joe's lack of a verbal speed bump has cost him many friends.