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A pedophile who speedruns noncing kids, within 1-2 hours. Very rare people.
Guy 1: Wip up those fryers, because i am sure hungry for one-
Guy 2: Fuck off, speedo pedo!
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The condition of wearing a speedo that is very small; this results in bodily harm and/or death.
Did you see that guy's tiny speedo? I'm surprised he doesn't have speedo verdose.
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It's a fabric chastity belt which doesn't look suspicious when you go to the beach
"Sorry my mistress made me wear the combat speedos this week"
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When a man start shaving his pubic hair and then continues to expand the shaved area until it looks like a pair of speedos of no hair.
I walked out of the bathroom with what looked like a reverse Speedo. I had become so caught up in the clean-up effort that I had totally forsaken any attempt to blend. Each swath removed led to another that seemingly needed to go. The end result was a totally unnatural ruler-straight line of hair running across my waist about two inches below my belly button and oddly smooth upper thighs.
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when things get alittle bit too fierce
GUy: i want to fuck you
Girl: whoa speedo, your old enougn to be my grandpa. slow it down
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Normally his second name is Ferguson and has 2 daughters. He is always wearing speedos even if he’s out.
Dave is a speedo peedo
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When you wear black speedo bicycle pants , smoke a marlboro light, and jack off, very quickly, lying on the hood of your maroon chevy cavalier while listening to Journey in a rural setting, privately.
The thought of her firm breasts and round ass drove the "Little Guy" to Speedo-Jerk.
(Bzzzzzzzzzzz!)
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