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When you eat spinach and get this nasty dry feeling in your mouth.
"mom i don't want to eat my salad, i'll get spinach teeth again.
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When a woman has too many organs without washing her pubes and the result resembles creamed spinach!
I rubbed my wife's pussy every time I saw her. When I finally got her pants off, I saw creamed spinach!
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When one finds the inner strength to overcome the horrific smell of a fat sweaty bottom and engage in some grimacing rimming as a means to reaching the goal of poking the brown eye.
I really wanted to slip Wendy my meaty length in her bottom, however she hinted that I had to grease the back door first with my tongue this would require some serious Spinach Rimming. Only eating a large quantity of Spinach would give me the power to overcome the task in hand as Wendy's ass looked like she had sat on a plate of slugs.
When you down a can of spinach and your dick grows to the same size as Popeye's muscles.
"Dude, I couldn't get it up last night, so I acted like Popeye and got spinach dick. "
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The unkempt or rancid crotch of a woman - usually used to indicate performing oral sex on such a mess.
She's hot but you're gonna hate eating that spinach pie.
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Diarrhea caused by eating too much spinach in one day.
I ate two spinach salads, pizza with spinach, and lasagna florentine; by the next morning, I had the spinach waters.
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