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Splice

A way of sexually arousing your partner to make them as wet as the amazon rainforest and to moan until they explode

'Stephen, I want you to splice me.. NOW'

by Murphison November 5, 2014


Splice

The act of sharing, usually with a narcotic

Bro will you splice stoge that with me?

by @downloadmymixta April 5, 2015


Splice

The act of chopping up someones genitals like a sausage and grilling it, proceeding to put it in replace of a hot dog. It can also be ground up to be served as a hamburger.

Hey Robert! Let's go splice Ronan! I feel like my knife could chop up his stubby chode easily. Make sure to char grill it once you've cut it.

by madw2 April 10, 2024


Spliced

An Obscure, Hilarious, Creative Teletoon cartoon about A Doctor creating mutants in an Island, then got arrested for doing so, and now all of the Mutants make their own society, Followed up by creative and crazy Episodes.

Person 1: I wonder if anyone has heard of The Show, Spliced.
Person 2: I think I used to watch that show as a kid. It was Pretty good!
Person 3: I've never heard of it before.

by Bloofrozo April 17, 2022


spliced fart

A.k.a. "piggybank" or "cumulonimbus" fart. this uniquely-impressive anal-based audio-delight consists of a number of much-smaller farts that have been carefully "layered" or "stockpiled" inside Uranus, so that they create a single but super-humongous "eruption" whenever it is that you do decide to "let loose".

There are a number of reasons that one might create a spliced fart --- maybe you don't really produce all that much gas, and so you wanna really "make it count" on those comparatively-rare occasions when you do. Or perhaps you are a bit concerned about a certain place you are going and/or someone you are having to meet, and so you wanna "bring along a little spare ammo" just in case.

by QuacksO November 22, 2018


SPLICE LIFE STRIFE

is when TWO MOST PRIMARY PEOPLE in YOUR LIFE are used to bring TUMULTUOUS LIMBO.

IT'S all in the "DO THE MATH" MUSIC.

TWO CORPORATIONS ARE VYING for more EYEING and WAY LESS EYEING

LOOK one thing about it as this one WANTS ME TO MASTURBATE in front of them again and instead of back in FEBRUARY 1980 when I CAME , " saying 00000H! instead say , " can I finally SUCK IT who is super hairy fat smelly brilliant DISC JOCKEY MALE and this CUNT SAY NO wants to take the music I wrote, "say forget about it as "look ALAN it's ADAM on the former SDX EXPRESS PARADISE BUS ,and "oh my GOD CHICKY GIRL you are being the EVENING AGAI.N as I lay in my extended STAY OF EXECUTION singing "HOOKED" and ANTHONY KEY BAY says "I SOUND HAPPY" , from my MARITAL PEDOPHILIA DESIRES , as you are "EVE" butt realize this SPLICE LIFE STRIFE is pulling this FAGGOT away from YOU and your male friend , "00000H! , so your realize this , WHAT SHALL I DO JACK SIN?

I am sorry my HUMAN BEINGS as I am getting up with MY PEEPLES in my SPLICE LIFE STRIFE like the rest of us "ORSTRACIZED ASSH0LES to have another "DOG DAY AFTERNOON" as it seems as what part of NATURE besides "HUMAN" are you feeling? as again you may call me "PROFFESOR ARDVAARK ( pronounced ARDBAARK ) or "OFF IH SIR , CACA as I am due to PHYSICALLY EAT SHIT SANDWICH n front of everyone as the PISS DRINKING is out the way BUTT now I have to go (DAM)(MAD) CLITHING SHOPPING for something as "GF eye get my DRIFT.

LOOK the government is accusing GOOGLE ALPHABET AND META "FACEBOOK" of the SPLICE LIFE STRIFE and the "full disposition of the case has to do with the " ONE WHO IS THE MOST OPTIMAL KOREAN MASTURBATOR."

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 2, 2022