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The Sponge

An event presenting a person who breaks his leg(s) in various ways (comic or athetic).

Alright you invertebrates I’m gonna teach you how to do the sponge (breaks leg)

by Bugleman March 28, 2019


sponge it

A common term in finance, specifically sales and trading. Refers to situations in which the trader tells you not to hedge your risk and instead to absorb it.

"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait, are you calling me useless? What does that mean...too afraid to ask..."

by Moyka July 16, 2017


Sponge

A person that sucks up to a teacher or try's to be the teachers pet.

Omg she gives the teacher a hug everyday, she's such a sponge.

by chippy no no May 7, 2017


Sponge

A super straight male

You are a sponge.

by DavidSebastion420 December 10, 2021


Sponge

A sponge is a thirsty fuckboy who finds any opportunity he can get to ask for nudes. He says things like "Prove it ;)" multiple times a day. Usually less confident in person. Girls HATE it when a sponge trys to slide in her dms.

Wow Brian is such a sponge, this is his third time asking for nudes today.

by somerandomthottiewhosaseven April 30, 2020


Sponge

A wet object that oddly looks like a weird form of sponge bob, that your mom leaves on the counter after cleaning dishes

The drippy sponge left a wet puddle on the ground.

by girlylover101 March 3, 2018


Sponge

The sexual act of spitting on another's genitals for foreplay rather than lubrication.

I love sleeping with Yasmin, I just wish she didn't try to sponge me each time.

by Wardeeee July 16, 2017