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The feminine half of a lesbian couple, the masculine half being the stone.
The sponge stepped aside while the stone beat the shit out of the workmen making smart-arse remarks.
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A spong is a person who isn’t quite right in the head. Spong is a mixture between a spoon and a mong
spoon + mong = spong
Boy 1: have you seen that new girl
Boy 2: yeah she’s a right spong ain’t she
An event presenting a person who breaks his leg(s) in various ways (comic or athetic).
Alright you invertebrates I’m gonna teach you how to do the sponge (breaks leg)
A common term in finance, specifically sales and trading. Refers to situations in which the trader tells you not to hedge your risk and instead to absorb it.
"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait, are you calling me useless? What does that mean...too afraid to ask..."
A person that sucks up to a teacher or try's to be the teachers pet.
Omg she gives the teacher a hug everyday, she's such a sponge.