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when you get back at someone for petty annoyances.
huhh, wtf how did my coat go from being on your bed, to that dusty, dirty, hairy spot over in that corner. It's time to get revenge for your arrogance
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Much like intermittent fasting except the decision to fast is brought on by seeing the food prepared for you by your significant other.
After seeing the fish tacos made with salmon, that my wife made me, I decided it would be a good night to do some spontaneous fasting.
When a person, place or thing, unexpectedly dissolves into a puddle of liquid. Sometimes bursting like a water balloon or melting into a puddle, most likely killing them. Direct opposite of spontaneous combustion.
In the first X-men movie, the character Senator Kelly died by Spontaneous Liquidation.
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I was watching two men climb down a ladder when suddenly the first man ignited in spontaneous combustion, luckily at the same time the man man burst in spontaneous liquidation, putting the flames out.
Any past event recalled about a specific situation with no influence about the event. .
My friend and I were walking to the store and I all of the sudden had spontaneous recall about the time we lost our car at the super cross event.
when you wake up one day and suddenly, you're ginger!
*guy passes out from being drunk and wakes up the next morning*
Guy: Dude, i'm ginger now! Whats going on?
Girl: You've suffered a spot of spontaneous gingerness..
Taking a spontaneous trip to Bulgaria, in a group or alone.
Friend 1: "Fancy a bit of Spontaneous Bulgariation?"
Friend 2: "Why the fuck not?"
When doing anything in life which causes such pleasure that you unexpectedly nut in your pants.
I was walking down the street and out of nowhere I spontaneous nut my pants